Pat Connaughton under the basket is me every moment of my life

Can’t wait for the data to come in a few years from now showing a sharp decrease in the number of reported sexual assault cases on campuses in the state and everyone involved to pat themselves on the back about how successful the law is because “sexual assaults on way down on our campuses” without a fucking hint of…

Totally. You’re the worst.

I think I’m at the point now where I just dislike every human being on earth. Me included.

But how are miatas supposed to go between the wheels for drafting on the highway with those side guards on?

Oh, no. Now the Padres won’t be very good.

Whose Disgusting Baseball Delivery is This?

This is Foxtrot Alpha. A branch of Jalopnik that deals with military shit.

It’s actually posted on foxtrotalpha, not jalopnik

Kill yourself.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

Or what Bo Ryan calls a thrilling shootout.

This was a lot for a little. Still. +1

I really believe this is a purposeful bug to get people to upgrade their phone.

Quit fronting like those aren’t fresh as hell.

I’m loving that shoelaces have you this fired up. The velcro/shoelace debate has never even entered my mind and you’ve got a legitimate stance on the matter. Respect.

One day the editors will let Diana post about happy news. One day.

It’s the Internet, you can curse here

He says he’s in the right lane.

A NHL player wuldnt leave time on the clock