The problem is that some people like to “de-stress” at 5:00 AM in residential areas and ruin it for everyone. I like the sound of a nice V8, but when my neighbor fires up his Harley on Saturday mornings and it literally sounds like he’s in my house, I’ve got a problem with the noise.

Seriously. Who goes camping in a bow-tie?

You don’t realize just how small these cars are until you see one in person. Why on earth anyone would opt for a back seat I can’t imagine.

The lead image looks like the quintessential bland, depressing fast food burger that’s been left to go stale. Absolutely nothing about it looks appetizing.

Well that puts you in the same class as Canada, so that’s something.

The main strength of In-n-Out is their grilled onions. The grilled onions, cheese, and spread all melt together to form a unique condiment not found at other chains. Compliment that with some pickles and chopped chiles and you’ve got a damn good fast food burger.

But the airport bar is not on the plane.

If you’re used to Mrs. Butterworth or Log Cabin or some garbage like that then of course Canadian maple syrup will taste better because its actually maple syrup and not corn syrup with flavorings. But if you’ve grown up on Vermont maple syrup the Canadian stuff will be slightly lacking.

A very bored bartender at the deserted Grand Junction airport pointed this out to me: mini liquor bottles are less than 3 ounces.

*Awkwardly raises hand*

I’ll be bringing a 3oz-or-less bottle of fish sauce on my next flight. I’m sure none of the other passengers will mind.

Kenya would like to have a word with you.

“not just avocados...”

Del Taco does fish tacos. Not sure if they are in your area.

The garbage tacos from Jack-in-the-Box makes Taco Bell seem like a gourmet experience.

The Drifters have been slowly learning the self-destructive and imperialistic tendencies of players for years and now, having gained sentience, are systematically wiping them out. CCP created Skynet by accident.

Failing to check that the keg valves were fully closed. I had just filled the keg and hooked up the gas to start carbonating. I came back a few hours later to find that the tap valve wasn’t fully sealed and the gas had pumped most of the beer out of the keg and into the bottom of my kegerator.

Plate them next to your steak, season with salt and pepper, and enjoy with a large cup of black coffee red wine.

One might say that those neo-nazis got Ostritz-ized.

I 100% agree with your verdict but let me offer this thought experiment: