As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.

Keith Olbermann referred to Kellyanne on Twitter yesterday as “Delores Umbridge”.

Bernie will be 75. He should not run in 2020. It’s time for someone else progressive to take that torch.

I’m not saying I’d vote for the guy but let be realistic: Warren Buffet was paying the same amount of taxes as his secretary.

I only clicked on the article to see if my old roommate was talking shit about me.

Fun fact: New York was the last state in the country to adopt no-fault divorce. It did so in 2010. Before then, the terms of “fault” needed to get a divorce were actually pretty strict. You couldn’t just say “she’s a raging skank monster and I hate her face!” It had to be something like adultery, abandonment, or…

Hello, actual black person with dredlocks here coming to give my input. So, I don’t know what non black people understand about the significance of black people wearing our hair unprocessed, or natural, in a working environment, but it’s a big deal and a major topic in our culture. You see for decades black people…

Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

Goddamn I’m gonna miss her.

Just remember, they’re only a Socialite if they’ve crashed to Earth. If they’re still in space, they’re just Social.

9 million dollars says he wouldn’t stop vaping and honestly I don’t blame you Angelina I really don’t.

“Skittles are candy. Refugees are people. We don’t feel it’s an appropriate analogy. We will respectfully refrain from further commentary as anything we say could be misinterpreted as marketing.”

If I had a bowl of skittles and I told you three would kill you. Would you take a handful?

Since these came in pretty late last night, it should be noted that ANW competitor and Supergirl stuntwoman Jessie Graff won the Emmys red carpet last night:

How were they able to do a colonoscopy with his head in the way?

Too many desktop icons.

This guy has some good Yelp reviews. Well done Anthony W. from Seattle.

Ahem, that’s nice, but *I* will be voting for substance.

I will NEVER vote for a candidate so unreliable!