Ugh, yes! I ranted about the impossibility of the story to my husband. I so wanted it to be great and it just... wasn’t. Plus, would Hermoine really have kept the thing? She’s such a stickler for rules!

During an unprecedented budget crisis, no less. They’re talking about closing universities and gutting the already-abismal healthcare system.

I accept your apology, but the rest of the colony is MAD.

OMG, I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought it was Lulemon for YEARS.

I love this book so hard.

I call my husband Poop or Poopy or Poopyface.