King was fascinated by the Hearst kidnappers. He based Randall Flagg, at least initially, on Donald DeFreeze.

It’s concern via Mad Libs.

I liked him until he put his bare feet on the seat.

Just as the correct response when arrested is silence other than asking for an attorney, the correct answer is always “no”. If you call an attorney right then, they will say to decline the request. If they have probable cause or reasonable suspicion, they don’t need your permission anyway. If they have a warrant, they…

After No Mow May comes Pay HOA Fines June...

Everything but the Japanese.

I’ll go with the Yugo. Or the four-door version, the Wego.

Look I don’t know how it works in whatever socialist nanny state you live in, but in America if I want to throw myself into the path of hundreds of tons of steel then that’s my god damned god given right! Plus, do your research and you’ll learn that the idea that trains actually can’t stop on a dime or weigh that much…

But chickens don’t fly. Shouldn’t that be a Land, Land, & Sea?

You missed Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Caddyshack, and This is Spinal Tap....

“She also appeared to be reporting from the side of the road without any reflective clothing.”

I’m sure the rates are on sliding scales. Probably more than a fin per day. Of course, some of them will always carp about the cost of insurance.

The Circle of Strife

Also in 2021? People told y'all they hate slide shows, and yet you continue to create them.

I don’t think #4 is really relevant when even those families apparently agree that 110 years isn’t warranted.

This seems cheaper than having my arms lengthened. 

Was it perfect? God, no. Did I like it and want to see more of it? Yes. This is a bummer, man. 

That’s locusts, dear.

There’s no outrunning the radio.

No, no. What else floats in water?