I am not the first to say this but stop making stupid people famous...

Jet packs can’t follow the raptor to the nest but they can go miles through the atmosphere...Star Wars version of Hollywood gun battles which never require reloading.

War Games?

It’s scary how my first reaction to the graphic was to giggle like Beavis...

I was in poorer shape when I mixed up my ashtray beer with my drinking beer while playing once.  Rub some dirt on it and man up!

Fritz the Cat was great!

I have driven cross country several times. I-10 is the worst. No places to stop.  Oklahoma is a bit wide.  I-40 is probably the best because you think you are making progress cause the top part of Texas isn’t that wide. Amarillo is not a bad place to stay. New Mexico and Arizona have some scenery.  I-70 is cool only…

Don’t care...where can I buy it?

Safest car out there...

Please don’t let it watch the Terminator movies...

you’re an idiot...

The Simpson’s had Bart walk into a mall with a few Starbucks and walk out with every store being a Starbucks. If I was more talented I could post scene here...but I am not.

After No Mow May comes Pay HOA Fines June...

I live in Georgia and have dealt with them for the last 3 years.  They are EVERYWHERE...except in my house and for that matter, my garage.  My neighbor says they do not like being inside.  Fine by me!

Rocky Horror is only watchable in a theater setting. I tried to watch it with some people who had never seen it on a 27" TV and it was excruciating!

The Sound of Music is as good as West Side Story, thanks Mom!

And yet I can’t stop clicking on them...

Eisenhower was the first to warn the country of the “military-industrial complex” during his presidential farewell address.

Pretty sure I read somewhere that the bacteria in their teeth will also kill you and may be more toxic than their poison in the long run.