I was in poorer shape when I mixed up my ashtray beer with my drinking beer while playing once.  Rub some dirt on it and man up!

I have driven cross country several times. I-10 is the worst. No places to stop.  Oklahoma is a bit wide.  I-40 is probably the best because you think you are making progress cause the top part of Texas isn’t that wide. Amarillo is not a bad place to stay. New Mexico and Arizona have some scenery.  I-70 is cool only…

Safest car out there...

After No Mow May comes Pay HOA Fines June...

Rocky Horror is only watchable in a theater setting. I tried to watch it with some people who had never seen it on a 27" TV and it was excruciating!

The Sound of Music is as good as West Side Story, thanks Mom!

Or witches....

subsequently sent three months in rehab

inflategate...