Per CNN the smoke was from firecrackers and Cenat could be charged with inciting a riot.

Now if you really wanna kill some someone, calling them a Scruffy Headed Nerf Herder should do the job.

Well, we lost ‘Best in Dough’, the competitive pizza making show, and ‘Best in Snow’, the competitive snow sculpture show, but I have high hopes for ‘Best in Joe’, the competitive coffee brewing show, and ‘Best in Blow’, the competitive cocaine smuggling show.

Here, I extracted the PDF and sorted it by state / city:

I had a similar thought, “WTH!  It’s not sorted by city, state, or even ZIP?”

Why the hell wouldn’t this be sorted by state?

Should be $5 off or $45. not $5.

Should be $5 off or $45. not $5.

In space, nobody can hear your kettle’s whistle.

We fucked around.

Well, obviously those must be Jewish lasers, and they’re going to be taking away those good clean coal jobs...

Thank you. You’re doing the Lord’s work, posting a picture of the actual product in dispute (also the writer’s work).

I also “launched” (was born) in 1977.  I’m also 45 years old and tend to send out gibberish data.  At least that’s what my wife says...

Thanks to the coverage of this app owing to its 20th anniversary, I’m ... Finally hearing about it for the first time 😂.

I’m pretty sure that’s just a pepperoni, which is VERY processed.

Know what gives me rage? Articles as fucking videos.

Fully expect this story to come back as a video or slide show...still with no picture of the chair.

You know you can still get up at the same time you would for work on your new day off, right?

Woah.  I bet - with enough patience & luck, it could even mint a bitcoin