Now if you really wanna kill some someone, calling them a Scruffy Headed Nerf Herder should do the job.

Well, we lost ‘Best in Dough’, the competitive pizza making show, and ‘Best in Snow’, the competitive snow sculpture show, but I have high hopes for ‘Best in Joe’, the competitive coffee brewing show, and ‘Best in Blow’, the competitive cocaine smuggling show.

Here, I extracted the PDF and sorted it by state / city:

I had a similar thought, “WTH!  It’s not sorted by city, state, or even ZIP?”

Why the hell wouldn’t this be sorted by state?

Should be $5 off or $45. not $5.

Should be $5 off or $45. not $5.

Know what gives me rage? Articles as fucking videos.

I liked him until he put his bare feet on the seat.

Just as the correct response when arrested is silence other than asking for an attorney, the correct answer is always “no”. If you call an attorney right then, they will say to decline the request. If they have probable cause or reasonable suspicion, they don’t need your permission anyway. If they have a warrant, they…

After No Mow May comes Pay HOA Fines June...

Everything but the Japanese.

I’ll go with the Yugo. Or the four-door version, the Wego.

Look I don’t know how it works in whatever socialist nanny state you live in, but in America if I want to throw myself into the path of hundreds of tons of steel then that’s my god damned god given right! Plus, do your research and you’ll learn that the idea that trains actually can’t stop on a dime or weigh that much…

But chickens don’t fly. Shouldn’t that be a Land, Land, & Sea?

You missed Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Caddyshack, and This is Spinal Tap....

“She also appeared to be reporting from the side of the road without any reflective clothing.”

I don’t think #4 is really relevant when even those families apparently agree that 110 years isn’t warranted.

There’s no outrunning the radio.

No, no. What else floats in water?