You got him, guys. True evil has been uprooted. I hope his tombstone reads He told a joke and touched a leg.

Tig Notaro is about to be the new Flash.

In it, Superman decides he’s gotten too big and popular and wants to return to being a smaller, less well known superhero for fear of being seen as a sell out. This he accomplishes after a tumultuous defeat at the hands of the evil villain Ticketmaster.

I hope someone can write a Superman script while listening to Pearl Jam. Just to see where things go

That’s what I keep asking my wife

I’m not (wasn’t) a Rogan hater, but his quote about eight months ago is really, really troubling. He’s presenting something as fact that demonstrably isn’t, and hedges his position by claiming that somehow social media is the final word on the subject, which is ludicrous. That is a really calculatedly disingenuous…

“Like, for instance, eight months ago, if you said ‘if you get vaccinated, you can still catch COVID and you can still spread COVID,’ you would be removed from social media. They would ban you from certain platforms.”

Well, at least you didn’t make the mistake of adding anything useful to the conversation.

I don’t think anybody ever claimed that getting vaccinated would mean you couldn’t catch or spread COVID, just that it reduced the likelihood dramatically, which is still true. I don’t think any experts have ever said straight up that cloth masks don’t work, just that they’re not as effective as N95's, which is still…

Biden was vice-president for 8 years and is now the President of the USA after winning a highly publicized election. Not sure how you may not of heard of him until now.

Never heard of these people but the photo and the amount of weird letter cases throughout the article matched my expectations.

Indeed. Dummy rounds have little ball-bearing-like material in the round instead of gunpowder that rattles when you shake it. Standard procedure for dummy rounds is to shake each one to listen for the rattling sound before loading the gun. This is usually done by the armorer and production supervisor together before…

Its worth noting that there were several accidental discharges before the fatal shooting.  That, and its a revolver not a pistol, IE no real safety mechanism beyond don't pull the hammer back.  If he's at fault, its for being one of several producers who hired incompetent people on the cheap, not the shooting itself.

Makes sense.  She can’t  have children until she’s defeated all the other  immortals.

I’m sorry to tell you this, but Joe Pera is the famed serial killer “El Cuspador”

Funny you should mention pamphlets because back in 1984 ...

GWAR is the only band that should ever be booked for Superbowl halftime shows.

Wait...did they cut off the tribute to Norm, or did Lorne just casually throw out his name and say he was “one of” the best dozen or so Weekend hosts? Lorne: you can go fuck yourself.

Bill Hicks nailed Jay from the start. “Company man to the bitter end.”

I’m sure there is, I mean hell, he grew up in the 60's and 70's and was an adult in the early 80's plus he was white. What more do you need, right???