Mark.

If Jesus wanted me to be nice to people he should have said something.

I once made a girl cry because she got breathe tattooed on the inside of her wrist and I said, "so, you have the same tattoo as Lindsay Lohan?" and it turned out she had gotten it as a tribute for someone who had died of what I can only assume was an asthma attack because why the fuck else would you get that tattoo.

Madge I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but Częstochowa has the greatest Black Madonna of ALL TIME.

I like the show overall and have been watching it. But one glaring example of how poorly formed/prepared the panel segment was the other night when they had Sonia Van Meter on to discuss her Mars One candidacy. I cringed through the whole thing. It was basically 5 minutes of Wilmore pestering Cheadle and the three…

This sure is not changing my mind.

She really loves it when he does that trick with his pedipalps.

As awesome as that would be, I swear to Christ if they do anything to take her away from Brooklyn Nine-Nine I'll catch you on fire.

"2 Chainz is considering running for mayor of College Park, Georgia and—sorry, Julianne Moore—it looks like there might be a god after all."

Let's be honest here. If he had put 4 or 5 bullets in her he would have been within his rights. After all, he probably thought his life was in danger. She is an anti-police radical. She was making visible an anti-police statement. Also, she could be a Muslim atheist jihadist. There is no evidence of this, but it is…

& plus she's at least 6''5. A Black person/ Anti- Police Radical too. His life was in danger.

She must have been "reaching into her pocket/waistband".

Guys, I just think he mistook her for a demon. It's a common mistake, y'know?

My grandmother (she helped raise us) would do this all the time. Our names started with the same letter so what you say makes sense.

Hey, it still got you off.... work.

You need to add another to that tally.

I hope the next season of Serial is about Cosby's crimes.

Dear Anthony Mackie,

Whether or not Palin is actually interested in running or in simply interested in generating more attention/money/power/whatever is uncertain.

'Rear of 2014' award undoubtedly goes to Kim Kardashian, after her posterior exploded all over the internet last month