Exactly. I normally DVR it OTA; but I've canceled the schedule. I won't give this pumpkin teratoma 90 minutes of my attention, even if it's untrackable.

So.....they were swapping spit?

Hey, Rebecca and Jerry:

I too am beginning to think that maybe, just maybe she's not a very nice person. I don't want to jump to conclusions, though.

Well, if this is the level of discourse ol’ Hammy wants to sink to, let’s play along! I give you....GOTHMOG ROVE!

Don’t forget his short fingers! From the NY Post:

That’s not what I’m saying.

True, but the graphic shows a rate. So the absolute population doesn’t matter.

I also respect the fact that he apologized.

NO SIR!

I'm so with you on this. How can this even BE? Do we care so little about women's sexuality that this hasn't been worthy of definitive research? I mean, damn.

Actually, “Trumpism” has already been beautifully defined by a most unlikely source: Rick Fucking Perry. Quoth Governor Oops:

I imagine it *is* easier to aid someone who is believed to be dangerous after they’re handcuffed to a stretcher. But this is a case of perfect being the enemy of good. If you’re talking about someone’s life, you do what you CAN without endangering yourself.

Soooo, if the concern is for the personal safety of the person administering the aid, who is better equipped to do it: a cop who is trained in self-defense, or a paramedic who (more often than not) is NOT trained? I mean, the usual sequence of events seems to be: 1) suspect is injured, be that by gunshot, taser, club,…

Serious question: are cops trained in first aid? If so, why do you so rarely see them administering it in situations like this (simple things like applying direct pressure to minimize bleeding, for example)? Are they forbidden to do so by policy? Are they hoping the suspect dies to minimize legal wrangling? Is it a…

Not my work. But.

I really can’t for the life of me understand the hate. She’s funny, truly talented, and seems like a genuine person. I think the “try hard” label is just nonsense - what’s wrong with visibly putting effort into something? I can’t say I’ve ever seen her attempt to MISrepresent herself.

An actual Drinking ProTip (okay, that’s just what I call myself: drink just enough of it to be able to clamp down on the lip of the cup and hold it in your teeth. Sure, it’s not a good look (although the resulting smile makes you look like the world's happiest festival-goer); but you're there for peein', not posin'.…

Wonderful summation. Let’s let the Chicago Reader pile on:

What, no STALLONE VS PAPARAZZI?