How do you come up with those responses to a bunch of fourth-graders and NOT look at yourself everyday while repeating "I am a joyless garbage person who has forgotten what it's like to be young?"

Video. Ugh.

I'm with you.

Why doesn't she just hire Kate McKinnon as a stand-in for press duty?

Don't need to be Madonna\With her fake-ass accent\For I am THE LORD\And my rhymes are heaven-sent <insert weird-ass pterodactyl shriek with lots of reverb> — Kanye, from no album ever

"Stop using gold plated floss!" — Dr Teef

I know you are, but what am-no, wait, what am I doing?

I have zero interest in an online back-and-forth that convinces no one of anything; so I'll say my piece and bow out.

I could not agree with you more. I've seen all eps of the show so far, and that episode tried my patience like no other. I was alternating between watching between my fingers and head-desking.

Thanks, Kauhira-

OK, y'all help me out on this: why is there an upper age limit cap on this vaccine?

I...I'll let you judge for yourself:

Does...does the female spider have a knife?

"A tity in every mouth"?

Make it Chelsea Peretti and I'd watch that shit so hard my TV would catch fire.

Since it's Throwback Thursday (and this still seems depressingly relevant):

...and she lives on, with one hand in her pocket:

Yeah, Bossip, I think I'll save my outrage for more outrageous offenses. I don't think there are any racist undertones to Lena Dunham for calling Mr. Jon Mr. Wayne. I think she knows the difference (seriously, it would be hard not to), and simply wrote one Li'l when she meant the other.

I get so tired of explaining this.