OMG, does Julia Gillard know about this? Bey, you're risking a boomerang to the knee!

Alternative title: "Jezebel Posts Click-Baity Headline to Shame Someone Who Has Apparently Done Nothing to Deserve Shaming".

Desperate? Yeah, perhaps. But to move from the B (or C...or D) list to the A list, you have a couple of options: 1) toil away like a trouper on the B list, do a great job, and hope for notice or 2) make a grand gesture, and swing for the cheap seats. Clearly #2 didn't work for her here; but it has worked for others…

Undeniably a funny reference, and well-played; but I guess I just don't get why this is considered such a crazy stunt.

Nice. And if we're gonna get all geological up in here, can we hurry up and move on to #crevASSe?

Oh, Neko Case, will you EVER do or say or tweet anything that doesn't make me love you more? No? I thought not.

Christ, what's wrong with my head?

Fedorasexual? That really IS a love that dare not speak its name.

Ahhhh, Biddle.

Ali Larter, you'd better get in on this lawsuit business!