He jumped the leopard seal?

Smart commenters like myself wear masks.

I've seen this comment before. It made no sense then and it makes no sense now. Who is even talking about marxists?

Wrong on both points.

Mmmmm… alley candy….

"Untold aeons" seems a bit optimistic.

… has people LITERALLY point their phone flashlights at sensitive documents, IS a puppet.

Their brains DID explode…. with a barely-audible popping noise and the mildest of static shocks.

You mean: In Russia's Trump…

To be fair, that's not a policy Obama created. We've effectively been at war continuously since at least WWII.

Wait wait wait. If the people who run the democrats also ran the election, wouldn't they have handed the election to themselves?

Until we are reduced to shrieking wordlessly with rage.

Used to like Sarandon and I'm glad she enjoys drugs. We all need our hobbies, I guess. But she really has gotten insufferable in interviews. She's a citizen, doesn't have to worry about student loan debt, has a career and probably excellent healthcare. She doesn't have a lot to lose under this administration. She…

B-but metaphors are comparisons. Thing A is like thing B. And though I've heard the gate interpretation, it's supposedly a small gate and therefore difficult for a camel to fit through.

That's an unfortunate choice of words.

I've been doing that a lot lately.

Ooooh, poor kitty.

Season 2 was also the only season with Ian McShane.