A Tale of Fire and Ice and Toilet Paper

That’s a mighty fine science stick he’s got there.

Normally, I roll my eyes at every sci-fi “robot overlords” comment, but when I was watching the guy with the hockey stick intentionally making it more difficult for the robot to pick up the box, I knew that some day, the robot’s AI will realize that the most efficient way to pick up the box is to eliminate the person…

After some additional thought, I would like to propose the following casting choices: Don Cheadle as GW Bush, Idris Elba as a Henry VIII, and Laurence Fishburn as John Paul II.

Straight white guys needs someone to mansplain things to them or they dismiss it :/

I love this, but yet again can we stop baking cookies for straight white guys (like Oliver, Colbert and Stewart) amusingly saying shit PoC, women, LGBT have been saying for years to mainstream indifference?

I miss Dennis :(

Having lived in Florida for a couple of decades, it was very strange seeing the general path of hurricanes move from across-Florida-into-the-Gulf to straight-up-the-Eastern-seaboard.

One thing that always bothered me about the farming in that movie, sure it might grow using Martian soil, but is it safe to eat? Is there anything naturally occurring on the Martian surface like arsenic for instance that isn’t usually a problem on 3rd Rock?

The Braavos Head Museum sure is a cheerful place.

So, this ....

Flowers and champagne are like an appetizer and desert on Valentine’s Day NOT the entree.

Liam Neeson does have a very specific set of skills after all!

Dorothy Hamill wedge with Jewish Girl curls.

NOOOOOOOOO. That is genuinely one of the worst gift ideas I have ever heard of. At least you tried.

I was working at a popular electronics store when a customer came in to buy his wife a really fancy scale for mother’s day. I couldn’t talk him out of it. He just kept telling me “she’s been feeling really out of shape lately, and this will be great to help her get back on track”

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

Who in their right mind would fuck with the lady that said the death of 500,000 Iraqi kids was worth it? Not me!

She was born in fucking 1938 in fucking Czechoslovakia until FUCKING HITLER forced her family into exile in England during the Holocaust (in which THREE of her Grandparents died). She lived through the blitz in London, hiding under a metal fucking table during Nazi bombings.

I don’t understand why people are intent on making darker version of fairy tales. Those stories are fucking DARK.

My favorite is the story of Yallery Brown, who was rescued from beneath a rock by a helpful farmer, and in return plagued the farmer with misfortune until he couldn’t bear any more and threw himself into a…