Flowers and champagne are like an appetizer and desert on Valentine’s Day NOT the entree.

Liam Neeson does have a very specific set of skills after all!

Dorothy Hamill wedge with Jewish Girl curls.

NOOOOOOOOO. That is genuinely one of the worst gift ideas I have ever heard of. At least you tried.

I was working at a popular electronics store when a customer came in to buy his wife a really fancy scale for mother’s day. I couldn’t talk him out of it. He just kept telling me “she’s been feeling really out of shape lately, and this will be great to help her get back on track”

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

Who in their right mind would fuck with the lady that said the death of 500,000 Iraqi kids was worth it? Not me!

She was born in fucking 1938 in fucking Czechoslovakia until FUCKING HITLER forced her family into exile in England during the Holocaust (in which THREE of her Grandparents died). She lived through the blitz in London, hiding under a metal fucking table during Nazi bombings.

Madeline Albright is 78 years old. She was born in fucking 1938 in fucking Czechoslovakia until FUCKING HITLER forced her family into exile in England during the Holocaust (in which THREE of her Grandparents died). She lived through the blitz in London, hiding under a metal fucking table during Nazi bombings.

This is exactly what’s going on. Women like my 74yo mother: She never thought she’d live long enough to see a woman president, and even though Hillary isn’t perfect, my mom just Really, Really wants to see a woman in the Oval before she dies. It is deeply meaningful to her.

Ouch! That’s one for the Bern Book (says the over-50 unapologetic feminist who will unapologetically vote for Bernie Sanders)!

I know. I wish they weren’t so tone deaf, but god I get it. I am 34 and I see so much systematic sexism and racism at work that is so subtle and insidious it took me a good 6 years to fully understand it. I am so fucking furious, and I see it through the eyes of my colleagues that are 10-20 years older than me, and…

It’s very simple. These two are expecting a baby, and these two are engaged. What don’t you get???????

ride or die

I will never entirely get over the loss of Caity. Or Lindy West.

Yeah or like a joke or riddle. Something to make us laugh as we’re wondering how at 32, we could let another pair of underwear and jeans get stained.

I would have an opinion on the tampon, but I don’t really care what the box or packaging looks like. Just stop making scented ones, tampon companies. FFS.

Now I don’t know anything about design, but I really feel like they should come with a piece of chocolate and a midol inside each wrapper. Oh, and slip of paper with your fortune on it.

As a woman, I’m not sure I have an opinion on tampon package design.

I want to put in a plug for the quads. Don’t let the Jesus-y attitudes, and Utah baby names throw you. If you’ve followed their facebook page or blog even a little bit (and I only have a little bit), they seem pretty cool. I can’t blame them for profiting off their babes. I’d do the same. These suckers are costly. And…