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I never understood why they ripped off a Joan Jett song yet didn’t hire her to sing it.

I’m just glad to see an athlete borrowing Paul Pierce’s “I just glued a bunch of pubes to my face” beard.

Damn Ray. When you saw that picture after really advocating for Kaepernick it must have felt like you got stabbed in the back.

I’m in Texas, and I’ve seen this. Fucking yinzers wear those damned jerseys everywhere, not just funerals. I kid you not, I even saw one at job a interview. I hope they threw him out on his face.

In my head I’m thinking about a couple of smoking hot women wearing jerseys, hitting the town, and coming around on the idea.

Next up: Atlanta Falcons.

Jacksonville doesn’t have the infrastructure to handle an NFL game

If my options are brave a Category 5 hurricane or go to Jacksonville, then I’m sticking around to see what Irma is made of.

Is it OK that people who did not prepare, buy supplies in advance, or evacuate to steal from you?

What if you are the owner of that supermarket?

people who did not prepare, buy supplies in advance, or evacuate

If you’re the owner of that supermarket, you’re covered by insurance and whatever goods those people don’t take are going to be a biological nightmare by the time you reopen the store. What, you thought they’d restock shelves with food that floated around in raw sewage?

I hope you drown in a highly localized flood.

We probably should not be humoring your idiocy, but what exactly is the supermarket going to do with those goods? Are they going to sell old bread and milk when they reopen after the flood?

Holy shit, you suck.

so let’s divert emergency resources from rescuing people to arresting people for trying to feed themselves.

Yes, it is okay that victims of one of the worst flooding disasters in the nation’s history are finding food and water where they can. If I’m the owner of that supermarket, I’m not going to whine about a few thousand dollars worth of staples coming off the shelf. That’s probably why I have insurance.

you are a shit person and if there is any good in this world you don’t hold an ounce of authority over anyone or anything

Holy crap is this a nuclear take. Does it occur to you, oh paragon of the Free Market, that a supermarket has already written off its entire stock? If the power’s out for as long as it has been the entire damn inventory is no longer able to be sold, it would be thrown out either way. But hey someone somewhere is

It’s only criminal looting if the perps are black. If they’re white, it’s upstanding citizens doing the best they can to provide for their families in a time of crisis.