Covfefe’s Law.

Look, Greg Hardy tried. Isn’t that enough for you?

Okay, I fucking deserved that.

whatever Kenan is getting paid, its not enough.

Okay, I fucking deserved that.

Is that you, Bill Simmons?

Kenan Thompson is so consistently funny you sometimes forget how good he is. He’s great at being the lead character in a sketch and he can also show up as a side character and steal the scene.

“when she saw the sign, she attempted to locate a store manager, but was unable to find one.”

He’s a textbook case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. People with this disorder have an incredibly fragile ego and require constant reassurances of their greatness. And *only* greatness will do. NPD people have poor impulse control, are unable to tell flattery from truth, and fly into rages (sometimes very…

Don’t forget the scented markers, Donny’s favorite is the white one which smells like racism.

Fire, fury, and the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you ever saw.

Any truth to the rumor that WH staffers have covered up all the mirrors, because Trump keeps on attacking that other president?

I really do think that in his heart of hearts, Trump thinks that the people love him, that’s he’s popular, and that the polls are wrong because of things like this. He really only surrounds himself with yes-men. He only focuses on the good press. I think he genuinely believes that America loves him. It’s got to be…

He did not, however, specify what the inaccuracies may have been.

The Wilpon’s would fall for the Red Wedding twice.

Somehow, being melted by a dragon doesn’t seem out of the realm of Mets possibilities.

Way to typecast yourself Noah. Now you’re only going to get roles as the guy who throws things.

60-day DL: the clap from a Dornish prostitute, torn labrum from throwing spear, concussion from trying to remember all the additional characters and plot points.

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

“One source told ESPN’s Adam Schefter that Cutler is “really struggling to leave his family.” - Yesterday Jay