My sister was hospitalized for eating raw cookie dough a few years ago. Ironically it wasn’t the eggs—it was the raw flour, they determined. Apparently you’re really not supposed to eat uncooked flour.

My husband, a lifelong vegetarian, didn’t see the problem with this idea at all until we got to the photo of what this abomination actually looks like in real life. (Sample from argument: “It’s got cheese on it. There is nothing in the world that cannot be improved by adding some kind of cheese to it.”)

I am so confused right now by this sudden rush of adoration for a character I grew up actively despising.

I died. Did you hear me die?

For the fashionable vampire bride.

Those sorts of demands work very well to the favor of predators and abusers. If I were going to sit down with a mission statement to build an environment where such assholes could flourish, one of the first things I’d put into practice was an environment where first, one group was stripped of voices and power; second,…

Believe me: me too! I left, wandered the world for a while, and found myself a real live cowboy in the Pacific Northwest. Life is good. I only wish I’d had the sense to dump that motherfucker after the first week of dating him!

Oh my goodness, I used to love that scrub! Will ask my GP about it—I’m going to see him in the near future anyway. I was just mentioning to Mr. Also that I seriously think this new lotion I use, Cerave Baby Lotion (sp? And not the adult one, just the baby version), seems to be helping tons; it really seems to be a lot…

It’s not enough to deny service. The person being denied must be humiliated, harassed, and bedeviled, or else why bother doing it? It’s about feeling smug and superior, and I really think most of these asshole bigots’ fun is derived from making absolutely sure that same-sex couples know that these god-fearin’ Jesus…

I saw a story about this that said basically this is small potatoes compared to a similar recent award that got given in the same state to a Christian lady who’d been facing religious harassment on the job in her workplace at the hands of people who apparently didn’t like Christians. The award in that case was more…

Actually, yeah. Not like right that week but a year or so later we broke up, and that trip might well have figured prominently in to the knock-down drag-out arguments discussions leading up to that decision. You don’t even know the half of the shit that idiotic man-child pulled after we returned. Apparently this…

Or both, in this case. Don’t fuck with the booze that makes money.

We are with you in spirit, sister! Watch Top Gun and drink beer. It is The Way.

I always say goodbye or some variant thereof. It’s rude to just hang up. I think movies just don’t want to waste the seconds of screen time showing it.

In the early 1990s, my crazy then-husband decided we would get filthy fucking rich by going to Japan and teaching English. We were Pentecostal (he was a lay preacher) so my input was not required in this decision, but I was okay with it. We went to Japan on our own, went totally broke and ran up all the credit cards…

THAT’S where. Daily Show. She did a segment about women’s pay I think. Thanks so much.

I totally don’t remember her name, but she was Scandinavian and seemed like she was just everywhere for that year. Pretty sure she made the cover of Seventeen or Mademoiselle. The story eventually got out that she flew back to Norway or wherever she was from every few months to get her roots done. I don’t know if she…

In the Middle Ages, beer-makers and bakers could get in shitloads of trouble for having inaccurate weights for measuring beer and making/selling bread. What amused me learning about this was that very often bakers and brewers would just “forget” to bring their weights and measuring tools to their hearings and…

Probably just goosebumps and she’s just cold. See how the bumps go all the way down to her elbow? And the hair of her arms is standing out? KP usually just hits the back of the upper arm and it sure wouldn’t make her hair stand up. There’d be red marks and scarring too most likely, and she’s got none of that. Also the…

Who the hell is that actress? I can’t place her name or where I’ve seen her.