What was that like? I mean, there was a model in the late 1980s who made a lot of money with her strikingly milk-white hair and ethereally-translucent peaches-and-cream skin; she insisted up and down that her coloration was natural. My friends and I in high school were just fascinated with her for a while, but then we…

“I wonder how much I’m gonna get rooked tonight?”

Oh my god the “science box” floundering.

Honey... dunno if you’re serious... but please get help if you are. You’re a smart, bright, insightful, funny person and I don’t want your light extinguished. A lot of workplaces have an EAR program (the phone number is posted wherever the minimum-wage and workers’ comp posters go in your workplace, but mileage may…

Forget the servers wanting to set fire to these sorts of restaurants. *I* want to set fire to them now in a metaphorical kind of way. That’s just sleazy.

This is exactly what I thought of when I heard the name. I’m so glad that I wasn’t the only one.

Oh, that was the best part. She was obviously not ready for Tara Brown to ask her anything about the “science box.” Her obvious fumbling made the whole interview worth watching.

26 wasn’t a bad year for me. I say go for it till you’re dyeing away the gray.

Heathen. The best movie that ever happened to humanity was Saturday the 14th. Report to the main office for your punishment.

That is so shockingly tone-deaf and insensitive that it’s hard even to put to words how repulsive her entire mindset seems to me. Her distancing language, her chirpy insistence that now she’s ready to have her big perfect special snowflake day so everybody needs to get on board with it, the tiny amount of money she’s…

I used to think my apartment in Vancouver was haunted because I kept hearing disembodied singing in my kitchen. Finally I realized that an elderly Greek lady was living right above me and liked to sing old Greek folk songs while she cooked.

You just made me realize that that’s pretty much why I don’t go to shows or movies much anymore. Paying tons of money for a ticket and going through all the hassle of finding parking, getting situated, spending the night out, all that, only to sit near a Whiny McEntitlePants to ruin my experience isn’t much fun.…

I feel your pain. I was doing tech support for a TV company when Katrina hit. Within an hour of the storm’s abating, I began hating humanity. It was just astonishing how entitled the wealthier people were. It didn’t matter if thousands of people were now homeless and our techs were just trying to put the…

It’s the customer’s right to say what she liked or didn’t like. But if I were reading that review she wrote as a customer, I’d probably be more inclined, not less, to visit this restaurant because now I know they don’t allow crowds of rowdy drunk people to be disruptive to other customers.

I know, right? This actually might be hilarious on a level we haven’t enjoyed since God’s Not Dead.

The body language is so telling here. Just saying.

Jesus fuck, an hour and a half after the post was written?!? That’s awesome news. Thanks for the update!

In the mid-90s, I worked in a retail copy shop as their computer nerd. When I started, my boss wanted to make me a “assistant manager” or something. I said no and negotiated instead for $8/hr (which was slave wages in that field anyway, but retail is awful that way) plus like a 5% commission on my department’s sales.…

Someone is actually making a movie about it. Think it’s a fundie. I can’t remember what the name of it is. “Poison Skies” or some bullshit.

I think it was Mother Jones that made the point that the anti-vaxxer movement is like a horseshoe, with the super-ultra-extremists on the liberal side finding themselves in the weird position of sharing a tent with the super-ultra-extremists on the conservative side.