Breaking Bad.

Do you look in the mirror when eating a hot dog? That's why putting on makeup while driving is illegal.

I thought I was your Nana's treat.

My work addy is 210 Elizabeth Street, Fourth Floor New York, NY 10012. As it so happens, Tuesdays are Topless Tuesdays so your protest will actually be on par with our day's events. Saggy tits, stay home.

This comment may sound weird considering the subject of the article, but perhaps a NSFW tag? My co-workers aren't as open minded as I am.

Do you think he would've made this announcement had North Carolina had voted for gay marriage?

Preach on! You'll probably get snarky responses, but you've said the most sane thing on this topic today. I've got kids in my class that are 8 years old and eating themselves into type 2 diabetes. Two students have already been diagnosed. Whatever it takes to keep those kids from being unhealthy obese adults is fine…

We're our own worst enemies. I felt amazing last summer when I hiked every day and cut out fast food. But I've stopped hiking and I just wolfed down a big mac for lunch. Aargh.

MY FAVORITE PART Hulk's 1 punch knockout of the giant caterpillar thing.

Yeah, I lifted weights and hiked everyday. I also did the Paleo diet! Building muscle raises your testosterone. Losing weight improves blood flow, hence the increased erections and libido. If only doctors will tell guys that if they lost weight and exercised more sex would be much more fun.

As someone who used to weigh 100lbs more than he does today, obesity killed my libido. After dropping the weight, it felt like I was going through puberty again. Boners 24-7. But it doesn't have to take an extra 110 lbs for it to affect your sex drive. An extra 30 lbs will do it.

I like the way you think, madam.

Well, I hope so. Otherwise my plans for the 4th reich where cake and leggings are outlawed, are doomed.

Can we put a stop to all Hallelujah covers? Even though it's Leonard Cohen's song, Jeff Buckley owns it. All other copies should be burned.

I know I do. Now that I think about it, Muff Maven would a perfect name for someone's Etsy store.

Exactly. Unless they were wearing a "Muff Maven" t-shirt, I would have no idea they were destroying our family values.

Putting my response to Miss Marlo here too. Point taken, MissMarlo. It looks like I oversimplified what seemed to me a no-brainer situation. My bad. Live and learn

Point taken, MissMarlo. It looks like I oversimplified what seemed to me a no-brainer situation. My bad. Live and learn.

Got a dick? Men's restroom. Vagina? Women's restroom. Sometimes it's really that easy.

Ms. Ryan, as a follower and high priest in the Church of Gods Of Shit, please capitalize our name. Thanks.