Showed it to my bible study group. I got three high fives, two attaboys, and a hand job. Thanks for the advice! The hand job was from your mom.

Did you ever face the man who raped you or is your bravery relegated to your Internet comments?

*blowjob emoji* See ya bitch

Justice has been done.

He’ll probably start his own podcast and work to getting his reputation back.

Actresses are asked cause Actors don’t give a fuck.

I knew it! Victory is mine. Goodbye!

Oh Kara, you really are a dumb cunt.

Sure I’ll go get that false imprisonment receipt from my friend. Give me a sec.

Nope. I proudly voted Hillary. Not white either but I am straight and male.

What’s it like being so scared all the time?

My buddy has this story beat.

I keep reading she’s been with the company for 26 years. Is that true? Did she hold another position aside from this talk show?

In other words, she didn’t have the ability to work as hard as Jon Stewart.

I think we can all agree that Americans perfected what a Godzilla movie should look like. This looks like the bad Godzilla movies from the 80's. I’m surprised Godzuki isn’t in this.

We’ll accept your resignation now.

H0w old is that picture you guys used? Clooney’s gone gray now and Hillary has much less face sag.

So she found a much older man that makes her happy. Who really cares? Let love rule.

It’s like a Huuuuge bowl of Ramen which can modified with different meats and/or vegetables. So good.

If you live near Philly, we could hang out and go to the museum and get some Pho.