If you want to have an intelligent conversation about race and Latinos in general, don't get your sources from NewsFUCKINGTaco. It's as offensive as getting feminist news from something called The Twat Times. See how that works?

It's a joke. Don't comment on my race.

Somebody tell that to my girlfriend.

No, but I'm going to go search Youtube now. Thanks!

Maria Menounos? Yes please.

Thanks. *logs out and backs away from the computer*

Odd-shaped? Can you explain that? Does it impede the way the sperm swim, say if they're missing a tail?

Blasphemy!

Well, the internet is a series of tubes so technically......

I guess she picked Viola Davis for the office Oscar pool. *sniff*

Of course it is, sunshine. I also accept hugs.

Wow! Very impressive. Sorry to hear she wasn't nice. I'd be nice to you, if you paid me. ;^)

I'm still going to give it a try. Maybe I'll learn to love it.

UGLY GIRLS SHOULD NOT HAVE A VOICE! Just kidding of course. Lena's brand of comedy isn't my cup of tea, but I do wish it success if only to encourage network execs to keep making women-driven projects. Miranda July needs a show!

Excuse me!? I don't get my news from High Times. I get my news from the guards who bring me my meals. I only use High Times to search for special ladies.

Nothing like an entitled douche with a gun collection.

"Now you wanna hang out with me?" Answer: "Might as well." Holy shit, that bums me out.

Any profile written by someone other than the person IN the profile is absolutely lame and I avoid them always. If you don't have the ability to write your on profile, then you need to work on your self esteem.

She didn't murder her husband either.

I'd trade a million Courtney Loves for 1 Whitney Houston.