dont judge a book by it’s cover, right?

Yeah. I don’t LIKE Mitt Romney or David Petraeus. I think having them in positions of power would ultimately be bad for the country. But they are serious people who have beliefs about how government should function. They are predictable, rational people.

Hillary got paid to speak at Goldman Sachs. Donald has hundreds of millions of dollars in debt with Goldman Sachs. See? Completely different!

Me irl reading those excerpts of her book:

Lol fuck of course she is. May they both be lost at sea on their way to a Polynesian holiday.

Mnuchin’s possible appointment to this role in the Cabinet is a curious choice, given Trump’s hard stance during the election against the elite. The Times notes that this choice is an interesting one, given a campaign ad that “portrayed the chief executive of Goldman Sachs as the personification of a global elite…

If Democrats knew anything about the effectiveness of messaging, they would immediately brand this guy as “The Foreclosure King”.

Tangentially, his girlfriend is the Scottish actress Louise Linton, responsible for writing that casually racist, heavily fictionalized “memoir” about a gap year in Zambia. 

Sort of unrelated, but much needed, and I’m reposting it everywhere.

The Taj Mahal is A GRAVE. Literally. It’s a mausoleum. It sits a top the dead bodies of Shah Jahan and Mumtaz Mahal. If you go to the level below ground, you can pay your respects to them because their tomb is there. It makes me fucking crazy that Americans don’t know this, and they cite the Taj Mahal as some type of…

Pretty much all of the shows on HGTV embrace a diverse variety of couples/families: Love it or List It, Flea Market Flip, House Hunters (and the reno version), Property Brothers, etc. all regularly feature interracial relationships, LGBT people, people of color, immigrants. All of the shows where you see a…

I’ll never get the facination with these two when the Beyonce of HGTV is Nichole Curtis.

I’d rather move into a $2 Detroit termite infestation done by Nicole Curtis than move to Waco.

My parents LOVE Chip and Jo. For my parents, Chip and Jo are #couplegoals. They want to retire in Waco. I live in Austin, and they seem to think I’m going to visit them up there, and I’m like, “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH fuckno.”

Dude. I watched like 6 episodes of Fixer Upper in a row right after the election in an effort to numb bad feelings, when suddenly, it hit me: Chip and Jo DEFINITELY voted for Trump. End Marathon/Resume Panic.

My in-laws are forever trying to romance us back to outer Phoenix by comparing cheapo-desert McMansions to downtown Seattle prices. I know we could get 4,000 sq ft for a snickers bar, but location, location, location, guys.

adding that it was God who “defined masculine and feminine, male and female, not you and I.”

For some reason my mom LOVES Fixer Upper and always wants to watch it with me, but I’ve always found the couple really obnoxious and have never liked it. I think that in the back of my mind they reminded me of every evangelical “do-gooder” I’ve come across in my lifetime, so I just sorta assumed they didn’t support…

If you think about it, HGTV has probably done as much to normalize LGBT relationships as anything on television. I mean, years ago you could tune in and watch same-sex couples house hunt.