Can someone please explain to me what the apology would be? Sorry we expect you to protect all Americans? Sorry we hear the words you say and see the actions you take and find them potentially indicative of the person you are?

Step 1. Go on Twitter and whine about the mean theater people.

The VP-elect should show more courtesy and respect for others than to walk out on a message specifically-prepared for him; even if he doesn’t like what they’re saying. That kind of common decency and diplomacy is expected out of elected (and even non-elected) civil servants.

Dear Maggie,

It’s given us what may be peak Biden Meme.

Asking as a Canadian: what is it with the fetishization of the office? Why do so many people think it automatically deserves respect?

The day after the election my daughter, who is 7, seemed pretty uneasy about the fact that Trump won, because she knew her dad and I wanted Hillary to win. She doesn’t even know many details about Trump, just that we don’t like him, so I was kind of surprised that she was so stressed. But then I thought about how…

I wish someone would come up with shithead conversion therapy that could turn people like Pence into normal, caring people. Because unlike being homosexual, being a shithead is a choice.

Don’t forget that as governor of Indiana—THIS FUCKING YEAR—he signed a bill (thankfully thrown out by a human being of a judge) that would require women to hold funerals for fetuses not carried to term. HE’S A MONSTER!

Mike Pence has been an anti-LGBTQ hate monger for years and just won an election on a campaign based on that same hate mongering.

I asked Siri

Finn and BB-8 agree a droid could do better.

Alexa, who did you vote for in the presidential election?

Because vagina.

Because misogyny.

All those times he’s settled literally did not happen.

Bankruptcies and settlements. The hallmarks of a great businessman.

The same thing that happened to his threat to sue the New York Times, or 90% of the other lawsuits he’s threatened over the years. He threatens to sue to shut people up, but he rarely follows through.

But. But. But. I thought he said he never settled . . . .

The father of a friend worked in the CIA when they were actively destabilizing Argentina. He sees disturbing parallels.