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You had the same deal last year. I bought one. Set it up after Thanksgiving. It snowed four days later, the green laser broke and never started working again.

You had the same deal last year. I bought one. Set it up after Thanksgiving. It snowed four days later, the green

“You don’t need to teach out in the public all the time.”

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

You’re missing about two hours of your first year of law school, apparently.

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

Officials say the dead man planned to hack into coaching staff emails.

No, they didn’t rule the play safe. They ruled the play legal.

Nothing like making a shitty joke-that's-hardly-a-joke and then walking it off with a stupid footnote.

The annotation squeezed out the precious little bit of juice that joke might’ve had.

Wait, did you really not know that rule?

Back east we’ve got two fast, hard-hitting, well-rounded teams, that frankly play fairly similar games. Out west is

You’re talking to a lot of lawyers, more or less.

Never start a hot take with “as a Pats fan” - the whole world knows what is coming next.

Maybe this guy would be more excited about the wave if they had prefaced it with Micro.

After seeing Dez’s bitch-tweet, it’s funny to learn the guy who hit him is actually named Imoan Claiborne.

STOP RESPONDING TO MY SNARKY JOKES WITH RELEVANT DATA, INTERNET ASSHOLES!

No, major league baseball does not abide by your local co-ed softball rules.

He's certainly the most hateable CBB coach not named Rick Pitino.