Fitting pace for someone whose shirt says Granma.

We are all dumber for having opened this article.

"without one piece of evidence."

Boston is one of the most racist places in the known universe.

Looks like he's waving his phone around with the flashlight on.

"go 29-0 but lose one game and people don't know how to act"

Love the straightforwardness of your humor, bro. Not afraid to tackle the low hanging fruit.

Why is it that the "well actually" assholes are most often wrong? I specifically cited my data as from the World Health Organization. If you go to their page on road traffic deaths, you can see that the DR is indeed second, and they don't have any data on Eritrea. The leader is a country by the name of Niue, which is…

I think he was just using his phone. Not as funny - unless it was a flip phone!!!!!!1111

"God forbid you some jackhole with a microphone say in public what we're all a couple of us uninformed morons with our dicks in our hands are all thinking..."

Between your name and that joke, you're trying WAY too hard and I hate you for it.

Was it a chandelier or was it recessed lighting?

...and deadspin mentioned him 4x as much.

Obsolete Browns jerseys are fantastic. Before a game last fall, I photographed the most depressing ones. Personal favorites were the "Couch" to "Ouch" jersey, and the guy who scraped off the L, E, and N on his customized "Lebron" jersey (leaving a very appropriate "BRO" jersey).

Wow slow morning at deadspin. "Facepalm for the ages" haha. Who would have thought in a arena full of thousands of fans for the home team there might be some images of those fans upset after their team loses. Thank god you pointed out that one really bummed dude in a sea of thousands of bummed people.

Welp, that didn't work.

If ever there was an occasion that called for it, this is the one....