I want, so badly, for Trevor Noah to be good at this.

You’re not alone. I am always surprised she can fill the audience.

Iggy isn’t even relevant in a video about being cheated on by her fiancé. Poor thing.

Now I’m confused because Europe uses the metric system; maybe I’m only a 6 in America, but it converts to a 10 overseas?

One of my favorites for years. I’m sure I stole it.

A bird in the hand will crap on your wrist.

...good for blowing your load AND loading your blow.

Trojans: Now for two types of blow.

Same... while I have sympathy for what he’s going though, I was real interested to read the comments on this piece. Living the life of a starving artist is an okay choice to make if it’s just affecting you, but in this case? And affecting your kids for so long?? At what point are you damaging your kids to fulfill a…

Really Kirstie?

LOL fair enough. Have at it!

I can’t even imagine being this much of a stoner.

Every night before bed. TeamHitachi4Life.

Every night before bed. TeamHitachi4Life.