Dont trust unattended brownies, people. They’re bad news.
CurvyPervyDirtyNerd
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TF are you nerds arguing about
Pre or post haircut Felicity?
On Friday, an Oregon circuit court ruled that resident Jamie Shupe could legally change their gender from female to…
I remember that! Time is passing too quickly! Seems like yesterday.
Lives don’t actually have coherent, linear story arcs, but if I had to retroactively tease one essential narrative…
Why is he allowed to show his nipples? Man has boobs and he's not trying to breastfeed anyone so I see zero reason why this is ok if it's not ok for me to let my natural God made breasts out.
*furiously racks brain for best possible masturbation joke*
*explodes*
If you think you wanted to punch someone in the face for recording you with $1,500 jackass glasses on, imagine…
yes. so many babies.
Um I think you mean The Imperial March, yes? You’re welcome.
Fellow mortals, I have come across what can only be described as the Finnegan’s Wake of our time, and it is Beyoncé…
Did you see the last like 10 minutes though? Seemed pretty loving/forgiving. Loved every second regardless!
Check out this idiot’s other comments. I think he might actually be Kanye.
Fuck conscious uncoupling, this is how you do it.
Date: April 19, 2016
I just love it when, after a lifetime of searching, a person finds their porpoise in life.