talking to yourself is fine, as long as you don’t say “what?!”

A nice thing about working for yourself is that if someone catches you talking to yourself, you can tell them you’re having a staff meeting.

I still “self-talk” myself through unfamiliar or complicated tasks and I am way past the toddler stage.  My best (and most rational) conversations are with myself and if it makes other people think you are crazy, so much the better.

As a man, I avoid them too though.

The good thing about most rest stops is that it’s pretty easy to roll through and see how many people are there and if it looks sketch, just keep on trucking. If you driving on normal road trip days during the summer it’s hard to imagine you won’t see at least a few families which should give you some comfort.

As a woman, often traveling alone, I avoid rest stops as much as possible just for security sake, and if I do have to stop at one, I park as close as possible to the restrooms and then get out and back on the road as quickly as I can. I always prefer to go to someplace with more people, and I at least have the chance…

Not to mention a wider selection of meth to keep you wide awake for the next 72 hours. 

Goddamnit...you won The Internet for today.

What did the police find when they dusted Chris Rock’s face?

He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.

“Love makes you do crazy things” - every man who’s ever physically abused a woman.

there’s also the mental health benefit. working in the garden is a great way to de-stress and get away from your screens.

...tilt their head back and apply pressure to the area where the bone meets cartilage...for a good 15-20 seconds...

Yes, that is also very important, for kids and adults alike. 

And a kiss on the (bandaged) boo-boo does wonder to ease the upset and speed recovery.

Steve Miller....Mercury Blues

Little Deuce Coupe by The Beach Boys.

Check for damage, and if you notice anything noticeable (deep scratch, chip, dent, etc) have an agent walk to the car with you and mark the damage on the paper they give you and initial it. 

That just proves that Penny is actually your girlfriend when you go on the research boat in the North Sea. Or Comic Con.

I thought that was just for ransom demands from kidnappers.....