Trump goes to throw the first pitch out, buries it in the dirt, demands a second throw, biffs it again. All to a chorus of boos so loud car alarms can heard throughout the parking lot.

Yeah. He was bat boy for Russia in the 88 Olympics.

You start talking in Spanish!

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

Just vomit on them. Works every time.

So that wasn’t a Mustang leaving Cars and Coffee?

Save the manual drivers.

i can’t stop saying Florence Lawrence.

While I don’t at all disagree - and 100% agree this man is a hero - I want to also make sure we focus on those women serving our country who put their bodies on the line to defend us all, and yet find those same bodies sexually violated by their peers for cheap thrills. Those women, and all women, deserve better.

The hero America needs, not the one we deserve

you have to try it, before you buy it

I’ve known exactly two people in my life who did not fuck their spouses before they got married (both were actual virgins). Both were divorced within a few years because of sexual incompatibility.

To answer the posed question, let me point out that grieving mothers didn’t get anything changed after Sandy Hook.

Americans dont trust “science”. Bunch’a nerds.

Hahaha Patrick, this reminds me of my aunt’s cat. The cat once went through her purse, found her weed, and ate it all.

It’s kinda like Sargeant Peppers Pregnant Hearts Club Band

Maybe MAYBE it’s possible that you’re having drunk sex with your girlfriend and while your going at it normally on one of the thrusts your dick comes out and then hit her butt but you don’t know cuz you’re just chugging along and shit now she’s crying and ok it’s honey I’m sorry I didn’t mean to I didn’t even know I…