Confidence = Christopher Columbus

Jeez, I felt the same way about Nixon and Reagan.

What kind of monster buys the 75 dart refill instead of the 250?

What kind of monster buys the 75 dart refill instead of the 250?

Pull your pants down, vomit a bit of your dinner on the floor and start speaking in tongues. Works like a charm... :P

Yep, you’re right. Here’s a few of them:

Anyway, if I’m putting any antlers on the table, they’re gonna be real. None of these poseur antlers for me. I’m taking down Bambi’s mom and then making her head the centerpiece of my turkey dinner.

I invite any/all of you to help me with my regular chores, which often involve carrying two 5-gal buckets full of water out to my animals.

nah

I am not bleeding from my eyes, I’m bleeding from my wherever.

This is what I’m hoping for. Obstruct, obstruct, obstruct. Let’s not play nice with this administration.

Yes, we’ve had terrible elected leaders in the past—but the country didn’t just “survive” as if by magic. It survived and thrived in the aftermath of Jackson, Buchanan, Johnson, Harding, and Hoover because people were committed to working collectively to bring the country back from the brink and then move it forward.…

None of those guys had access to nuclear weapons.

James Buchanan? Whose Presidency preceeded the Civil War?

The cause of the divorce has no impact on how you have to treat the children.

Another useful tip to keep communication open, even you don’t ever want to see that bastard/bitch again, is to have a notebook that the child(ren) carry back/forth with them, so Mom/Dad can make notes (upcoming soccer games, some scheduling oddity, other issues, etc.,) that both Mom and Dad look at, so everyone is one…