Teachers Pet, huh?

I miss Dot Matrix printers. They were not pretty and made quite the racket, but they were workhorses and could print for days (literally). I finally had to give mine up when the OS updates stopped supporting it.

Those printers were the first thing that came to my mind too.  God forbid you load it one hole up or down from the other side.

There better be some really nice jewelry (for her-not It) in there too.

Be sure to show this post to your S.O. so they know what you actually got them wasn’t as bad as these, so it could be worse.

I would (much) rather “die alone” than be with someone who made me miserable my whole life. Two really can be the loneliest number.

It is not because you were tired and out of patience, you were 100% spot on with “fuckin idiot”.

Blowing out my CPU is on my list of stuff to do right now (semi-annual) but I SO hate the task that I am doing everything else on the list to avoid that job. In a way its good, as I am motivated to do a bunch of other stuff, but sooner or later, I will run out of reasons to put it off and will do it, but I will hate…

One has only to look back at the old “company towns” to see how badly this is going to go.

In an article I read on this a few months ago, the donor needed to be a close family member for it to work.

I got a whole freaky Soylent Green vibe from this. 

I just automatically skip the first 10 to 15 results since they are sponsored and seldom give me what I really want.

With “his” dog like appearance, I feel an emotional connection to him, much like a pet, and hope they don’t abuse him.  I want to cuddle him, not send him in to disarm a bomb. 

Especially about these two.

I had to zip over to Youtube and give that a listen once you reminded me. It made me sing along (at the top of my lungs) in my office, which assures my coworkers will be leaving me alone the rest of the day......

Dogs are smart and want to please us, unlike cats, who are smart, but don’t really give a damn if we are happy or not.

I have a bottle that isn’t on the list, but I do note it smells slightly like french fries.  

Does it bark like a BIG dog or a little yappy ankle-biter? I would want one that sounded like a rabid pit bull with PMS and a death wish.

They call that hook “Peyronie’s Disease” and they can fix that now.

My rocket is bigger than your rocket.