I am actually thinking of taking one of those classes (its on sale if you use the proper page to get in) from the Culinary Institute of America. I love to cook, but, I have no formal training, just from my Grandmas kitchen. I think I can even use claim it as CEUs under a very loose definition of “technical training”.

I find it ironic that the pop up ad on this post is for a mask that says “F**k this mask and the cocksuckers that require it” and “This mask is as useless as our governor”.

Any chance you have had hearing loss and were unconsciously reading lips prior to masking?  

Its really only sporting if they give Mr. Foot a gun and let him stand his ground and shoot back. To be fair, he was born here, thus a citizen with constitutional rights to bear arms and defend himself and his family the same as everyone else.

I would also feel guilty about winning the lottery, but, I would take the money anyway.

Dont worry about being “that guy” as those are valid points. I hope the contractor sees the potential in the scrap (outside of scrap).  One mans trash is another collectors treasure (and a possible source of revenue).

That might make the perfect gift for some in-laws out there. 

I wonder why they are not offering some of the parts for sale to collectors. There have to be people out there that this would be the souvenir of a lifetime for.

I figured he was holed up with 15 hookers and a suitcase full of cocaine. Whats the use of being a billionaire if you don’t go excess occasionally. 

I was hoping it was a new super hero; we need one now.

If that doesn’t help, at least you will be in a good mood while wide awake.  Also, I can tell you from personal experience that the least comfortable sleep (or not sleep as the case may be) I have ever had was while pregnant.  There are not enough pillows in the world to find a comfortable position then.

I am a terrible sleeper and if there was a comfortable pillow out there for me, I would buy it, but not this one, not at any price.

I wouldn’t buy one of this guys pillows even if it meant laying my head on a brick every night for the rest of my life.

Age and treachery will win out over youth and exuberance every time.

Me too, years ago, and I miss it every damn day.

Meanwhile in New Jersey....smokers are now considered a high health risk and can get their shots even before teachers are allowed.

Are those Superman and Hulk Hogan heads on his bulletin board?

Its mine, all mine.

Correction, they wore skinny jeans anywhere, wtf is wrong with them. 

Then they really would have something to get excited about.