/Messi completes simple pass

Of all the things to to worry about, the mental health of this egocentric wanker is not one of them...

Fun fact: If you spend money like a crazy person you’ll go broke. Even if you’re a successful recording artist.

I wonder if falling a lot during his career led to CTE and depression.

Abdelnaby later apologized claiming that,“It was a common figure of speech that he heard all the same time while growing up in the Duke basketball program.”

No need for everyone to get so huffy.

Your comment is bad. You should feel bad for making such a bad comment. You Internet very badly.

Stick to NASCAR, Steve

I liked that they had Bobby Moynihan stuffed into a pudgy storm trooper uniform.

This is bad refereeing even by this season’s standards.

Minimal punctuation; he’s like Ernest Hemingway. After he shot himself in the head.

unlike weed you would need to smoke a whole “blunt” of it to get high

Butt?

Sad that none of the other boys stepped in to help. It’s almost as if they were waiting for their cue.

Friends say Philips lived by the golden rule.

He was a dynamic offensive threat that changed the National Football League and inspired guys like Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth. RIP.

I’ve gotta agree with him; it’s scenarios like this that get people on pins and needles and couches covered with guns.

Pardon me, boys
Is that the Chattanooga pool cue?

You can definitely see someone take a piss on Rick Reilly on Fox Sports 1. But, if you really want to see Rick get shit on, you have to subscribe to Fox Sports 2.