I most certainly mean goal kick.

How fucking embarrassing was that goal that came directly from a goal kick? And am I the only one who was screaming at the television because the BeIn commentary had no idea that you cannot be offside on a goal kick?

The city of Washington was built on a stagnant swamp some 200 years ago, and very little has changed. It stank then, and it stinks now.

They really have only two things to say about Spurs: 1) lazy stereotype about Spurs being spursy or 2) Holy hell Spurs are confounding our lazy stereotype about Spurs being spursy!

We were told on 2/6 that Leicester City had everything wrapped up and the rest of the year was a mere formality. We were told on 2/15 that Leicester City was screwed and Arsenal winning was inevitable. Now it’s “impossibly close.” You can’t say Deadspin hasn’t covered all the possibilities!

“It’s hard to say more about Tottenham than we already have” writes blog that has published nine stories with a Tottenham tag and 29 with an Arsenal tag since the start of the season.

No, Billy, it’s hard to say less about Tottenham than you already have, relatively speaking.

A one-game suspension seems lax.

Tell me more about this unknown teen looking to score.

It was exactly like Alli’s goal except at half-speed agains shite defending and goalkeeping.

See? This is what happens when you divert money from athletics to unnecessary programs like music and art!

I’m no Chelsea fan, but I’m certainly looking forward to Barcelona beating the brakes off of Arsenal next week.

Clearly they lost due to the lack of Matt Miazga.

typical scum fan

Not to be outdone, Adrian Peterson declared his love for Ipswich Town.

/Messi completes simple pass

Of all the things to to worry about, the mental health of this egocentric wanker is not one of them...

Fun fact: If you spend money like a crazy person you’ll go broke. Even if you’re a successful recording artist.

I wonder if falling a lot during his career led to CTE and depression.