I most certainly mean goal kick.

How fucking embarrassing was that goal that came directly from a goal kick? And am I the only one who was screaming at the television because the BeIn commentary had no idea that you cannot be offside on a goal kick?

The city of Washington was built on a stagnant swamp some 200 years ago, and very little has changed. It stank then, and it stinks now.

They really have only two things to say about Spurs: 1) lazy stereotype about Spurs being spursy or 2) Holy hell Spurs are confounding our lazy stereotype about Spurs being spursy!

We were told on 2/6 that Leicester City had everything wrapped up and the rest of the year was a mere formality. We were told on 2/15 that Leicester City was screwed and Arsenal winning was inevitable. Now it’s “impossibly close.” You can’t say Deadspin hasn’t covered all the possibilities!

“It’s hard to say more about Tottenham than we already have” writes blog that has published nine stories with a Tottenham tag and 29 with an Arsenal tag since the start of the season.

No, Billy, it’s hard to say less about Tottenham than you already have, relatively speaking.

It’s Chewbacca. Think about it.

I’d tell those folk to fuck off and get out there and really fight for LGBT rights instead of this bullshit where we think entertainment properties are the battleground for that. Finn is black, yet they’re still killing unarmed black men in this country. Rey is a woman, yet women still get paid less and law makers are…

Yeah, Star Wars has always been chaste. A scene holding hands or a quick peck before heading off to battle? That’s Star Wars. A full blown sex scene with any couple? That would be so, so, so weird.

With the exception of some rather chaste pairings of Anakin/Padme and Han/Leia, I think the entire series has had maybe 3-4 full on kisses, let alone anything more risque. Other than the Leia Slave Costume and maybe the incestuous kiss, Star Wars is pretty prim stuff.

A one-game suspension seems lax.

Tell me more about this unknown teen looking to score.

It was exactly like Alli’s goal except at half-speed agains shite defending and goalkeeping.

See? This is what happens when you divert money from athletics to unnecessary programs like music and art!

I’m no Chelsea fan, but I’m certainly looking forward to Barcelona beating the brakes off of Arsenal next week.

Clearly they lost due to the lack of Matt Miazga.

typical scum fan

Not to be outdone, Adrian Peterson declared his love for Ipswich Town.