Their English is terrible.

super entertaining. were they executed after the match?

This is bullshit. Sports are SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS! And these two assholes are making a mockery of it. Especially that Belgian. Goddamn thug.

We don't think Jezzies are evil, we just think they type too much. ;-)

[takes a shot]

Dude.

A rape in Missouri? I don't believe it. SHOW ME.

The prankster then tried to pull the same trick off on some Arsenal fans, only for them to respond with "Nice try, dickwad, but our club doesn't believe in the transfer market."

[Frowns]
[Thinks]
[Walks to closet]
[Removes three cartons of bisque purchased from BJ's]
[Discards]

It's Not Easy Being Greens

Haha, that was great. Here's another hilarious NFL-themed bad lip reading I heard about:

Yeah, but I decided to not be an asshole about a child abduction.

Thanks for your input man. It's not like everyone and their mother feels this way. Good contribution.

[sees snow]

Yikes, we're only three horse faces away from the Apocalypse!

These earmuffs are black. He struggles because he is petrified.

The other night, some people came over for dinner and I suspected that this would mark the end of the dry month. However, they brought the one thing guaranteed to assure a teetotal evening: a bottle of Rex Goliath.

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ”
― Frank Sinatra

Wow, what an arrogant jerk....wait, he's not black. Wow, what a competator, caught up in the moment!

Why should he be scared to go to school, they caught the guy! Oh, right. The drug test.