Great catch. Total boner on my part.

Things That Are Democratic, Ranked by Tony Kornheiser

Dan, you magnificent Le bastard!

Thanks for doing this Dan.

Williams could not taste anything ... his mother, Ozepher Fluker, said, so she advised him to go to the hospital

I think Gurnick makes a great point about Morris. Morris took the high ground consistently throughout his career. He was a principled player, and an upstanding man.

THAT'S RAPIST!!! I MEAN RACIST!!! Fucking auto correct

Alex Smith just didn't respond like he needed to to Reid's final drive pep talk.

That's Austin Powers level cell phone placement.

So now the question becomes which narrative sticks?

Grammar scholarships.

They actually tried this in America already, only instead of soccer it was college football, instead of players it was an assistant coach, and instead of the field of play, it was a shower.

His robot friends don't seem too happy, either.

I want to be clear that I do not tolerate discrimination of any type and am respectful of all individuals.

If some of these comments today (Kluwe) are indicative of how 2014 is going to play out, I might as well just kill myself now and spare my parakeet the agony of watching me wallow in depression and soiled underroos (Batman, if you must know).

Facebook. Die...and with it the comment "Prayers to his/her/their/its family"

Why the hell would you vote for Maddux?

"SWEEP...ER...SHOVEL THE LEG, VLADIMIR!!!"

It took until Week 17, but Keyshawn finally made a positive contribution to the show.

Yeah.. I deliver babies and I basically do the same thing.