Dude, she's so ugly. So so ugly. So so so soooooo......hold on, sorry, I mean super hot. Super. Super. Hot.

Who are her dumb friends? Meh. If all it takes to be "internet famous" is a nice rack...
......then it must be Wednesday

This could hurt his chances of dickering for a better contract.

I hope he didn't muff his chances to play this year.

Is that the world's worst farmer tan or what?

I believe a large piece of the issue is that proposing this rule makes it feel like it was okay up until just now. "Guys, now I know you're totally used to saying it, but now there are slight consequences." Shouldn't it already have been at the very least an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty? When a player said it last…

I am and always have been of the opinion that he more slung the chair than threw the chair.

No. Nothing is worse than that.

Ahhhh Bison Dele. They don't make 'em like that anymore. Truly a vanishing breed.

Wait.....that wasn't Nickelback?

Well, this has bean fun!

It seems like you've got a chip on your shoulder. I hope you don't think I'm trying to pico on you.

I need you to-not get hit by a car.

This was really nacho best effort.

And you left out the words "every.........ever"

You misspelled Pro Bowl.

He's the original Steven Glansberg.

I think the real point here is that the Olympics are about individuals competing against each other, but also about countries competing against each other. They are a great source of national pride for some. Do I want to watch Geoff Ascot from Vail come in last in the Biathlon? No. Would I like to see our American…

Pandering? No ma'am. That was some Peabody shit right there. I mean, "what are you doing out here running?" "What have you seen while you're out here running?" Fall be damned, the journalism is the real story here.

What did they do to represent the stray dogs? Shine spotlights on all the stray dogs walking around the stadium?