Bob Eubanks: "Where's the most unusual place you've ever had ice cream?"

Well he's not fishing, because that would be {looks slightly to the left} ......oh. Oh no.

You're obviously a latent homosexual.

In Soviet Russia, leopard spots you.

I would much rather eat the pink goop than hear these ladies say PRO-cess one more time.

Blowmaha.

How dare he.

Or the Bear League that will come to your house to make sure any hairy, masculine gay gentlemen within are well situated and safe. Okay I'm done now. Sorry.

Or the Barely Leaguel that brings a group of attractive 18 year old women to your house and takes well situated pornagraphic pictures.

Or the Bare League that will come to your house and make sure that their junk is fully visible to you and your family.

How about the crazy shit the Ohio State band does? I'd much rather see that than a Kelly Clarkson/Madonna duet with Dave Grohl on drums and Flavor Flav waving his arms around. Or whatever the hell they're doing this year.

Just you bud.

Just you bud.

Does his family realize they don't HAVE to post things in Twitter? Meaning, it's just fine NOT to do so. I've always been told "think before you speak", so it must be even easier to do the same with Twitter, right? No? Damn it.

Vacuum.

Well, that will get you no place around here.

Sherman tried to shake Crabtree's hand, and Crabtree tried to start a fight. Hmmm......I'm willing to bet there are a few steps left out of that sequence of events.

.....and never will be for this gentleman.

So everybody gets medals, like in my kids' Y basketball league? Participation Olympics!! We're all equal!!

Now THAT, my friends, is news.