You forgot the cheese. If you put the cheese on it would probably be fine.

Most disturbingly, if Clark doesn't put on some damn socks he's going to get athlete's foot.

"Hey I think I might like to try ski jumping."

Wait.....are there loose horses on the track? What the shit should I do? Should I stand by? What do I do with this ticket? I need instructions!!!!

Frisbees, etc. on the roof? Bart's treehouse? Mr. Plow jacket in the closet? Corn curtains in the kitchen? I am a dork?

Yeah you look like a huge dick on that one.

I follow Tottenham. Trust me, we don't win all the time. I like MLS too, though it's honestly harder to find on TV if you live in a smaller market like I do.

My dad took me to see The Doors when I was 13. Tits, plenty of drugs, drinking blood, etc. He kept saying "don't tell your mother" after every questionable scene. Turns out, one of my mother's friends went to see it too. When Mom told her friend that Dad took me to see it, the shit hit the fan in a fairly major way.
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Philly fan fell right into dude's trap. Sounded genuinely excited when the guy spit on him, like he had already decided to wreck the first person that messed with him. Plus, don't know if I would confront, much less spit on, someone brave enough to goad Eagles fans after a playoff loss. I'd hate to be that Philly fan…

I actually sort of enjoy Gus Johnson's soccer announcing. His goal calls can be exciting, and I feel smart when I catch his errors/mispronunciations/total bungling of game situations. It's a game within a game!

Nice use of the crane technique. Now if he can only get those pesky Cobra Kai to agree to fix Allie's radio......

Did he though?

Leave it to the adults to keep a cool head and maintain order. Oh, wait......

Or that expression. Or that "one more" Bud Light.

Agreed, although the way Adebayor has played the last two matches I don't know how much stock I'd put in AVB's ratings.

Candice: Is that too much mustard for you Hawkins? Here let me just cut it—no, no Tony you know you could never do that. I'll handle it.

That. Was. Amazing.

NFLPA rep: Hey Rog, Deadspin is talking about Darnell being tried in the court of public opinion. Where's his name gonna end up in that?