Wait.....that wasn't Nickelback?

Well, this has bean fun!

It seems like you've got a chip on your shoulder. I hope you don't think I'm trying to pico on you.

I need you to-not get hit by a car.

This was really nacho best effort.

And you left out the words "every.........ever"

You misspelled Pro Bowl.

He's the original Steven Glansberg.

I think the real point here is that the Olympics are about individuals competing against each other, but also about countries competing against each other. They are a great source of national pride for some. Do I want to watch Geoff Ascot from Vail come in last in the Biathlon? No. Would I like to see our American…

Pandering? No ma'am. That was some Peabody shit right there. I mean, "what are you doing out here running?" "What have you seen while you're out here running?" Fall be damned, the journalism is the real story here.

What did they do to represent the stray dogs? Shine spotlights on all the stray dogs walking around the stadium?

Bob Eubanks: "Where's the most unusual place you've ever had ice cream?"

Well he's not fishing, because that would be {looks slightly to the left} ......oh. Oh no.

You're obviously a latent homosexual.

In Soviet Russia, leopard spots you.

I would much rather eat the pink goop than hear these ladies say PRO-cess one more time.

Blowmaha.

How dare he.

Or the Bear League that will come to your house to make sure any hairy, masculine gay gentlemen within are well situated and safe. Okay I'm done now. Sorry.

Or the Barely Leaguel that brings a group of attractive 18 year old women to your house and takes well situated pornagraphic pictures.