Or the Bare League that will come to your house and make sure that their junk is fully visible to you and your family.

How about the crazy shit the Ohio State band does? I'd much rather see that than a Kelly Clarkson/Madonna duet with Dave Grohl on drums and Flavor Flav waving his arms around. Or whatever the hell they're doing this year.

Just you bud.

Just you bud.

Does his family realize they don't HAVE to post things in Twitter? Meaning, it's just fine NOT to do so. I've always been told "think before you speak", so it must be even easier to do the same with Twitter, right? No? Damn it.

Vacuum.

Well, that will get you no place around here.

Sherman tried to shake Crabtree's hand, and Crabtree tried to start a fight. Hmmm......I'm willing to bet there are a few steps left out of that sequence of events.

.....and never will be for this gentleman.

So everybody gets medals, like in my kids' Y basketball league? Participation Olympics!! We're all equal!!

Now THAT, my friends, is news.

You forgot the cheese. If you put the cheese on it would probably be fine.

Most disturbingly, if Clark doesn't put on some damn socks he's going to get athlete's foot.

"Hey I think I might like to try ski jumping."

Wait.....are there loose horses on the track? What the shit should I do? Should I stand by? What do I do with this ticket? I need instructions!!!!

Frisbees, etc. on the roof? Bart's treehouse? Mr. Plow jacket in the closet? Corn curtains in the kitchen? I am a dork?

Yeah you look like a huge dick on that one.

I follow Tottenham. Trust me, we don't win all the time. I like MLS too, though it's honestly harder to find on TV if you live in a smaller market like I do.

My dad took me to see The Doors when I was 13. Tits, plenty of drugs, drinking blood, etc. He kept saying "don't tell your mother" after every questionable scene. Turns out, one of my mother's friends went to see it too. When Mom told her friend that Dad took me to see it, the shit hit the fan in a fairly major way.
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Philly fan fell right into dude's trap. Sounded genuinely excited when the guy spit on him, like he had already decided to wreck the first person that messed with him. Plus, don't know if I would confront, much less spit on, someone brave enough to goad Eagles fans after a playoff loss. I'd hate to be that Philly fan…