I actually sort of enjoy Gus Johnson's soccer announcing. His goal calls can be exciting, and I feel smart when I catch his errors/mispronunciations/total bungling of game situations. It's a game within a game!

Nice use of the crane technique. Now if he can only get those pesky Cobra Kai to agree to fix Allie's radio......

Did he though?

Leave it to the adults to keep a cool head and maintain order. Oh, wait......

Or that expression. Or that "one more" Bud Light.

Agreed, although the way Adebayor has played the last two matches I don't know how much stock I'd put in AVB's ratings.

Candice: Is that too much mustard for you Hawkins? Here let me just cut it—no, no Tony you know you could never do that. I'll handle it.

That. Was. Amazing.

NFLPA rep: Hey Rog, Deadspin is talking about Darnell being tried in the court of public opinion. Where's his name gonna end up in that?