the new helmet doesn’t fit right; it gives him a headache; the chinstrap feels weird; he can’t see his periphery (which makes him more vulnerable to big hits and less likely to track the ball in the air); the league’s “health and safety” initiative is bogus and just an attempt to limit liability; there’s no such thing…

Came here for this. 

I am a very happy subscriber, The Athletic content is outstanding. I hope they do manage to breakthrough.

So I’m bored at work......

Look at fuckin Brad Pitt over here pulling fours...

I ate three slices of pizza and drank a sugar-free Red Bull. I nearly threw up twice during the game, but I got shots up and hit six threes.

Thank you, thank you. I would be a perfectly cromulent choice.

Doug Exeter, obviously

I think of Bobby Big Wheel every time I see a Whalers logo...

No one here made me laugh more than Hatey McLife, that fucking legend. RIP.

Sadly his status as Commenter of the Year 2012 would present a conflict of interest. 

I think you and “Getting hit by a car” are the most glaring omissions.

How the fuck am I not on this list

I’ll do it. Actually, I’ll subcontract it out to my dog.

sunk cost fallacy.

Meowster Police, you could have saved her. I gave you all the clues.

glad this webstie still supprots the 2nd amendemnt

mah wahf

Just ask Paul McCartney.