I like your AU and I wish to subscribe to its fanfic forum.

Good riddance, Scandal.  

Look...in the rush to make sure you’re the first commenter to pluck the lowest-hanging fruit, sometimes mistakes are made.

“We had literally heard them all, we could recite them before he even started to say them...”

Kyrie Irving also thinks Imbiid’s orbital issues are complete bullshit.

It pains me to do this(it really doesn’t, i thrive on this) but that’s not a one-timer.

I burned up the CD player in my first car playing Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds like my life depended on it.

I like Dave Matthews Band more than the rest of the world apparently seems to think I should.

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

Marvel x F&F crossover 10/10 would watch.

Lumpy Old Men

More than you can afford, pal. Ferrari.

But did he lead off with Whoa Black Betty?

If only Doug Flutie could have dropped the diminutive, he would have been a contender for GOAT.

They’re called illusions, Tom.

As part of the promotion, Austin Rivers will bumble around the court in solidarity.

I hope he learns what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.

Jesus. That’s fucking incredible. I don’t get it.

I’d also like to express my fondness for that particular program.