Suns Browbeaten

PIKITIS!!!!!!

Jeebus, don’t any of these guys know that isn’t how you’re supposed to behave in a workplace? You’re supposed to read Deadspin at your desk while quietly wondering what your life would have been like if you hadn’t gone to a party school.

Trynna get the whole pipe

It’s a bit hypocritical of Kerr to criticize Trump and then blatantly copy his leadership style.

Nice!

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

Deadpan. Come for the sports, stay for the French puns.

Something about the “thanks, I’ll show myself out” ender cracks me up every time.

I’m a Michigan grad so I can’t hear you from inside this whiskey bottle.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Police left after discovering that “burglary” is just what Gronkowski calls a cookout.

Nii-ugh. Hold on, Niiiiiaaaah. Nnnnnniiiiiiahhhh.

If I could do that I wouldn’t leave the house.

Go fuck yourself.

It’s not our fault you’re wrong on both guys! :)

That New Yorker joke hit way too close to home.

Indeed! I’m a horror movie buff, but only in the sense that I compulsively read synopses on Wikipedia. I don’t think I’ve actually seen a horror movie since... The Ring maybe? 

Ah, Wikipedia, the friend of all curious scaredy cats (myself included).

I never ever want to watch this but now I want to know every single thing that happens in it