Turns out “Louisvillian” is a really fun demonym to say out loud repeatedly: ...looey•villy•in’...Lūey-villyan...lewey•vil•yen...

The Travis Roy E:60 segment is so good:

I was at the Travis Roy game and we could tell by the way he fell something was seriously wrong. He just fell like a sack. No movement of arms to stop the fall. We were hoping he was out cold, because that was the only other way he would have fell like that short of paralysis. He’s done inspirational talks at my…

first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

Yes. 90 catches as a rookie with Bledsoe throwing him the ball. Made a huge impact right away.

LEE-ROYYYYYYY

My wife is 8 months pregnant and I am too...

I have a 9 year old and still can’t even read these things without getting misty.

*Googles “How long am I supposed to last without protection?”*

This sucks in a way that’s hard to put into words. Halladay is someone I’d have driven to Cooperstown to see his induction. A personal hero from back when I still had those.

Kyrie knows we live in a simulation. The aliens who run it have just started button-mashing.

So you’re more of a Louivillian, and he’s more of a Louisvillain?

I was born in Louisville, and did my freshman year at U of L. Even then, in ‘88-’89, we hated his goddamn pizza.

Does this mean we finally get that Kazaam sequel we’ve all been waiting for?!

Jason Mantzoukas just got dumped by Rosa Diaz, landing ... whatever Janet is, is for sure a nice rebound, as much for him as for her.

At the time of the dunk the Mavs were getting blown out by 25 and it was comfortably in garbage time, but oh, Jordan Bell having a bit of fun is the point where the Mavs felt “disrespected.” Please. Don’t want Jordan Bell to style on you? Maybe don’t lose by 25.

I don’t think even he has that kind of stamina. You’re gonna need to take some breaks.