curtainjerker
Curtain Jerker
curtainjerker

Hell yes new Tides Of History! Now I have an excuse to hit the treadmill tonight as I’ll have something to listen to. Odds are I will still blow off the treadmill, but still!

I remember Maddon explicitly saying “We’re gonna bring Lester in a clean inning, that’s what he’s used to” then bringing him in with a man on - who promptly scored.

Only the small cadre of hardcore wrestling fans on this site will get this allusion, but I want Darvish to strike out Gurriel and do the Naito “Tranquilo” motion where he holds his eye open as Gurriel walks back to the dugout.

Florida State too. Hasn’t gotten much use lately though...

To quote Dave Meltzer:

That makes sense. A 1-on-1 Shane-Angle match has disaster written all over it. If they’re hidden in the 5-on-5 that’s better. Best is them not wrestling at all, but seems like that’s gonna happen.

Yeah, Shane looks like he’s gotten into his brother-in-law’s stash of pharmaceutical enhancements. Guy is massive

“We?” You are on the team? If so, shouldn’t you spend less time posting on Deadspin and more time trying not to be terrible at basketball?

Agreed, looks like Angle and Friends vs Shane and Friends. Shane needs to stop wrestling too. Not only is he super-bloated and has zero cardio but he also keeps hitting his head on the floor/ring when he takes a bump. Can’t be good for his long-term health

Funny thing about me and pickles is I love everything that becomes a pickle (cucumbers, vinegar, and salt) all on their own but combined together I hate them.

My favorite burger place puts sport peppers on their gyro sandwiches and it is amazing. Didn’t know it was there til I bit into one the first time I tried it and was like “What is that...ohhhhhh, that’s pretty great!”

I feel that the Titty Kisser and his 4-7 for 107 yards (70 on one play) should have been here, but these are Good Eli GIFs so I won’t complain at all.

Guess Reinsdorf was hurting after the lack of attendance at on the South Side all summer and needed the cash.

This is where I say the Bulls drafted Bell and sold him to Golden State because it was more important for GarPax to build “equity” with ownership (their words) than take a flier on a guy for a team going absolutely nowhere.

Before my time (mostly) but based on reading about it I always thought The National’s biggest issue was distribution. They couldn’t print newspapers and distribute them well enough to make money. Internet sites don’t have that problem.

Dodgers are the rare combination of smart and rich. Most teams are one or the other (or neither). They’re going nowhere anytime soon.

It has been years of reading Drew and it never fails - every article he writes makes me less eager to have children. Most impressive streak in sports (journalism).

The worst part is the creeping realization on Lin’s face that he’s done. He just gets more and more distraught as it sinks in.

Reading would be your friend. I said “If they score more than 1 run maybe I’ll watch.” Nothing in there about winning. But hey, you do you.