In the fine tradition of Danish Calypso songcraft, obviously.

Children in cages? Silence. People of color murdered by the police? Not a peep. Atrocities committed by our government? No big deal. A fictional character portrayed by something other than a white woman? Burn it all to the ground and salt the fucking earth. This is why I don’t trust the 53% club next November. Give…

So much stupid packed into so few sentences - do you pride yourself on attaining that kind of idiot density?

“Maybe this’ll get them to break up and THEN I’ll have a chance!”

This is more of a Shelbyville idea.  

But it worked in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook!

These fools are like the bad guys in a kung fu movie, stepping up one by one to get knocked the fuck out.

But! Most of these people have excellent reasons for not voting, and while their responses vary, what it boils down to is a pretty simple two-pronged issue—the people who operate in and around American politics are either 1) not doing nearly enough to convince voters that participating in national or statewide…

It’s almost as if Voter Suppression is a systemic problem that is trying to make an infinite apathy machine.

Benghazi is the new “/s” 

I don’t like the the idea that this could be a precedent for throwing someone out BASED on political beliefs, rather than that person being an asshole...

“Water is wet! Another feather in the cap of conservatism!”

Maybe if your show’s been on so long that one of your first characters is now a modern version of Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s, you should just make something new.

It’s not easy. Parenting never is.

The Yakubian nonsense nightmare continues to roll along into 2018. No, I’m not talking about the mentally ill woman who threw acid on her face. I’m talking about this bullshit that pops up all to often where white parents of black children teach this “we dont see race” garbage. Listen up white people. If you choose to…

Whoooooooooooooooooossshh.

If only there had been a good guy with a pipe bomb to prevent this.

I feel you on everything but arugula. Arugula is the shit. I almost always get it on my pizza if it’s an option at the joint.

You think that’s cheating at baked potatoes? Because I “bake” them in the microwave for like, 8 minutes. I’m sure these ones are nicer, but the point is that baked potatoes are not a huge ordeal that needs to be hacked.