To everyone out there in the comments wondering why the hell we needed to research this when everyone already knows that cats bond with humans:

In the fine tradition of Danish Calypso songcraft, obviously.

Children in cages? Silence. People of color murdered by the police? Not a peep. Atrocities committed by our government? No big deal. A fictional character portrayed by something other than a white woman? Burn it all to the ground and salt the fucking earth. This is why I don’t trust the 53% club next November. Give…

Though, it didn’t matter so much with GotG2 because it was all happening far away from Earth and the stories of those films. 

I wasn’t worried, but I’m happy to hear this anyway. 

Yeah, like you it didn’t bother me too much.  Thanks to a slowing metabolism, I try to stay away from such sugary drinks now!

“Cocaine high fives all around!”

I’ll assume you’re talking about me. lol It’s funny because it’s not even because I’m a big fan of his that I got so involved in the story. I would say I like about half the movies he’s directed over the years. What drew me in was more what caused his firing to begin with. I’ve had huge issues with Cernovich and his…

I know, right?

You sir, can go straight to hell.

(I’m exaggerating for effect. I politely disagree with you)

“The Avengers movies feel so removed from what we were doing in Homecoming, and Far From Home, especially, because our films are about people who are so grounded in reality”

Well, if they’re moving in to a new place...

In the post-Snap MCU, Storage Wars are, in fact, actual wars.

And Aunt May will continue to be even more ridiculously ageless and ethereal.

So we get to see the neighborhood from the first movie dealing with the implications of all of the crazy fallout of Endgame.

There were so many moments in the final half hour in particular where I just kept saying to myself “I can’t believe I’m seeing this on a cinema screen”. Action, character combinations, plot elements... not only was I seeing them, but they’re in what will probably end up being the highest-grossing film ever.

I kinda want to see it in its current condition.

that plot synopsis is too damn many things for a start

Werner Herzog - “I like to [act] because I know I’m good on screen, but only if I have to play a real villain.”

I’m hoping every 10-15 minutes of Avengers is just cutting back to Thanos, enjoying his day.