@David Hume: Well done.

Better than last year when these two rascals showed their support for Kyle Orton by rockin' the Lloyd Christmas hair-do's and drinking Jack Daniels until they vomited all over their shirts.

To: Kenny Rogers

He went undrafted in the draft

Nice to see Lincecum enjoyed the game.

Iraq Destroyed by United States in Meaningless, One-Sided Battle.

as a Beaver freshmen snuck into a house, stripped nude, and attempted to tackle officers.

@parvalue: Nicely done. I was trying to think of a hoopster reference, but you've done it for me...and then some. Thank you.

Montgomery Biscuits

So that's what Scott Hamilton does between Olympic Figure Skating competitions.

5. I'll tell you about the time we saw Bob Dylan's penis.

Who are the unprofessional sycophants causing such a media uproar/circle jerk?

He does things DBs are doing.

He learned everything that he knows on the street. He possesses a natural creativity and that could really make a difference.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Amen. I hope AJ's next target for public outing is the asshole that rings that annoying bell outside of the mall during the holiday season. HE'S the real problem with the world today.

If I had a dollar for every time a pastor fought demons in a battle for high school boys...

This was a lot more exciting than when Mike Lowell ran into the same group of scumbags that night. Didn't make contact with a single one of them.

Man, the Mariners really dropped the bomb on Wakamatsu.

Psssh, that's nothing.