Oh, look! Another Deadspin commenter making a joke about a someone's death; you're going to get SO many +1s for this one!!!

That crying little girl at the end of the video? She's the target. Bullseye.

In a few years, this guy and Big Ben could be the Batman and Robin of sexual deviants on-the-field and off.

@Lt. Mark Rumsfield:

@Gentlemen Prefer Bonds:

...Standing by for Maurice Jones Drew tweets..

What a painful period this must be for Jay.

This is not an isolated incident...

@Philistine:

Cutler's still a pussy.

@CharmeleonWithAttitude:

Visanthe Shiancoe Will Feed You More Meat Than You Could Possibly Need

I'm more of a fan of the Detroit Loins.

Where are the autographed cockshots?

@slotter: I'm pretty sure that's Jared Lorenzen.

#4 and #40 look scared; I would be, too.

The fact that all meaningful bowl games are played in SEC country, or within an '89 IROC-Z ride from SEC country is very annoying to me.

The Lions have officially returned to glory. Hello again, 6-10; it's been far too long, old friend! We're ALMOST mediocre again!

@Always Winning: 6-10. ALL HAIL KING MAYHEW!